The WORST Songs On The Radio

This is a list of BAD songs currently playing on the radio. I recently decided 10 just wasn't enough...so there's more! Enjoy!

12. Shawn Mullins: Lullaby


Why is this crap always on the radio?? It sucks!! This song is anything BUT a lullaby!! Who could sleep with such awful "music" invading their unsuspecting ears??

11. Jay Z: Hard Knock Life


Why is it that these people are paid millions of dollars to rip off other people's songs?? Hard knock life my butt!! I wish my life was full of money,new cars,and mansions!! This dork needs to quit whining,because no one cares!!

10. KC & JOJO: All My Life


Does anyone else think this song is WAY TOO overplayed? The question is,WHY is it overplayed?? It sucks!!

9. Oasis: D'You Know What I Mean


I thought these guys were terrible the first time I heard them. Who knew they'd allow a second album from these no talent whiny wussies!

8. Fiona Apple: Criminal


The first time I heard this girl sing,I didn't like it. I still don't like it. She seems like the poster child for ticked off teenagers. If I feel like getting that depressed,I'll watch the news! Much easier on the ears.

7. Shania Twain: You're Still The One


I used to like this song...but after hearing it about 5,000 times on the radio,I HATE IT!!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!

6. Marilyn Manson: The Beautiful People


First off,let me say what's on all our minds...WHAT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE??? These guys are the biggest bunch of freaks I've ever seen! They wear more makeup than Tammy Faye,and expect us to like them anyway! I can only hope that one day they decide to sacrifice themselves,and their CD's to satan!

5. Prodigy: Breathe


These guys are terrible,yet everyone seems to love them! You can't understand a word they're saying,and the lead singer looks like Dilbert's boss does his hair!

4. The Wallflowers: One Headlight


I feel like I'm the only person on earth who can't stand these guys! They are so overplayed! The people in my area must have really BAD taste to keep requesting this song on the radio!

3. R. Kelly: I Believe I Can Fly


I can't be the only one who thinks this guy is a Stevie Wonder wannabe! I used to wonder if he had eyes under those shades. Too bad he doesn't wear a muzzle as well! It would save my ears alot of pain.

2. Hanson: Wierd


I don't think I'll EVER understand what girls see in these wussies! What's funny to me,is how the press whined about little Zac insulting a reporter. What do they expect from a 12 year old little boy?? Good manners?? NOT!! What's really "Wierd" is how these geeks have managed to remain so popular!

1. Michael Bolton: Said I Loved you,But I Lied


I realize that this is not a new song,but they play it ALL the time where I live! This guy makes me cringe every time I am forced to listen to his screeching singing! I wish he'd give it up already! The world has had enough!

That's all for now. I'm gonna decline to put my E-Mail address up in here,because I really don't feel like reading the hate mail I'm probably going to get for this. Don't get too offended by this stuff,it's just meant to be funny to those who agree with me.


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